By using this site, you agree to our Privacy Policy and our Terms of Use. Close
Ajescent said:
Jay520 said:
What's wrong with Mario?


Mario is such a glory hog, never leaving any for Luigi- who- let's be honest is the real star!

Not to mention "It's-a me, it's-a Mario!" or "Let's-a go!" they grate my ears every time I hear that douche say those things-

The guy think he's so cool, he's really a douche I think, if you think about it. Every game is him going to kidnap Princess Peach from her Husband Bowser (don't deny it, how else do you explain all those kids?!) At the end of it he kidnaps her and by the start of the next game she escapes and we go back to square 1.

Lastly, everyone who knows me knows I hate characters who are over powered. I mean seriously, how many suits with special powers can one guy have? And convinently, each suit has a power for EVERY occasion, I mean the guy is worse than Batman and his Shark repellent spray!!! Yup eyes=rolled, boring!!!

Also, when was the last time the dick actually did any plumbing?! He calls himself an Italian Plumber but I bet he hasn't been to Italy or done any Plumbing in over 20 years!!!!


It's either that or the fact that my best friend goes through gaming phases and one of them was  a Mario Party Phase and Mario Kart phase back to back...and she would always force me to play against her...

Eventually she moved on to Animal Crossing but still... Mario can burn in hell now for all I care...

 

That post was so full of win i love it thank you.