XD The alphabet is "'Mr Jock, TV quiz PhD, bags few lynx.'" Apparently, the alphabetis a footbal star/quiz show host who went to university for a LONG time, and is crappy at hunting.
Random game characters:
Cloud Strife: "Curse it! Fold!" Apparently Midgar's hero sucks at poker!
Super Mario: "Superior am." Wow, I didn't think he was that much of an asshole!
Phoenix Wright: "Export high win!" Well, he does win all the time...
Maya Fey: "Ya! Ya! Fem!" Apparently, she's up for women's lib...
Miles Edgeworth: "Hot gem wielders." Um... pass...
Franziska von Karma: 'Frank sin Karamazov.' Cross-dresser, anyone???
Manfred von Karma: 'Frank over madman.' Well, madman is right.
Sora, Keyblade Master: "Remarkably sedate so." .....
Leon S. Kennedy: "Kneeled sonny." As in, made those ganados kneel?
Ashley Graham (set to 'satirical): "Gay, harsh man."