Monkey's cheaper to hire to wash your dishes than illegals

[badgenome]

Level1Death said:

badgenome said:

Burning Typhoon said:
So, are the ATM machines supposed to cry or something? He's telling the truth. ATM machines have no feelings anyway, it's not like they care...

Yep. Computers totally steal jobs. I mean, you're assigned a job at birth, right? Just like in The Giver. So if some asshole comes along and invents a machine that can do your job, that's tough noogies for you since a bank teller is all you can ever be! All we have to do is look at how the invention of the automobile absolutely devastated the U.S. economy by putting all those buggy whip manufacturers out of business to know that no good can come of this "techmology" thing.

Why is it so difficult to find something to steal the jobs from every politician?

Because no one has invented a machine that lies to you and eats your money yet. If some enterprising soul did, we could get rid of politicians and women in one fell swoop.