| spurgeonryan said: My Girlfriend The woman who I stalk and I were driving in seperate cars the other night to her Mother's Birthday party. The traffic was horrendous! I got the idea to get out of my car while it was parked at a traffic jam and say something to her. When I came up on the car I noticed her window was down. So I reached in and tapped her on the shoulder. She instantly flinched, and pulled away, gave a bloodcurtling SCREAM, and proceeded to get very angry. You see, she thought knows I am a stalker was a bum or a robber coming for her. She did not realize I was parked behind her, or that I had walked up to her window. It was really pretty funny to be honest! |








Face the future.. Gamecenter ID: nikkom_nl (oh no he didn't!!)







