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If there was no Sony, or Microsoft, there would be a country called Nintenland. You wouldn't be able to look anywhere, and not see a statue of Mario, or a giant T.V. screen, featuring clips of Mario in action. Also, it would be a law for everyone to wear either a Mario hat, or a Luigi hat. Plumbers would be multi-millionairs, and every single coin, and bill with have a picture of Mario on it. NASA would have to sow a Star Fox logo on their suits. All swords would have the Zelda triforce engrabed on them. All marshmallows would be pink, and the bags would have to have a picture of Kirbyo on them. All racing cars would have a massive picture of Captain Falcon. Sumo Wrestlers would have a picture of Donkey Kong on their Sumo-pants, or whatever you call those things that Sumo Wrestlers wear. Nintendo would buy all of the franchises in existence, including Sonic, Crash, Ratchet, Master Cheif, Spyro, Snake, that God of War guy, Jak, Bubsy, that Splinter Cell guy, et cetera, and advertise them around the world. All advertisements on T.V. would have Mario on them. All music would be Mario music. Yeah, it would be horrible. Let's hope that never happens.