To all the fellas out there with soldiers to impress
It's easy to do, just follow these steps
1. cut a hole in a turkey
2. put your junk in that turkey
3. make 'em carve the turkey
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a turkey
My dick in a turkey, babe
It's my dick in a turkey
Ooh, my dick in a turkey, girl