| RolStoppable said: Super Mario This series was always about skill. When you managed to beat one of these games, it was an accomplishment. But Nintendo made the latest installment, Super Mario 3D Land, a walk in the park. The most insulting thing about this is that Nintendo justifies this design decision by pointing towards fans of the Super Mario Bros. games. Not only is Shigeru Miyamoto ruining the legacy of a classic, but he's also putting the blame on the fans of the classic Mario games at the same time. It comes at no surprise that the Mario IP is seen as a joke nowadays. "I personally think that Mario was always a hero to Italians all over the world since he used to be able to save the world without shaking down anyone for protection money or breaking anyone's kneecaps. In my day, these were the only things that Italians were allowed to do that didn't include piano grinding, pizza making, and singing. Now Mario's more concerned with playing sports, racing karts, selling toys, and being in 3D. Old people don't care about toys and can't see 3D properly. That sellout will wind up on Jersey Shore soon." Metroid Oh my god, what has Yoshio Sakamoto done to this series? Refered to as successor to Super Metroid, the game turned out to be anything but that. It's a disgrace to a once legendary IP. What happened to games requiring actual skills? Other M is a poorly conceived space opera with atrocious writing. "Metroid is about shooting stuff, not exploring a woman's thoughts. If I wanted the latter, I would watch Oprah. Although admittedly, as an old pervert I would prefer if they made Samus even dumber, more subservient, with platinum blonde porn star hair, and an even bigger cup size. By minimizing these things, they are trying to turn her into a role model for young girls and ignoring an old letch's fantasies." |
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