Considering Chuck Norris is the only real person on that list, and the others are all imaginary, I would say Chuck Norris.
...Do I think Chuck Norris is actually that tough? Not really, he's a sad old foolish conservative who nerds think is great for some reason; one thing nerds love to do is take something lame, and go WAY overboard with it - like Dave Chappelle's version of Lil Jon.
I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.







