Dear Nintendo,

[Game_boy]

Final-Fan said:

Rath said:

RolStoppable said:
True gamers (like me) own a DS phat anyway. And real gamers (like me) play with a scratched touch screen to make games that use the stylus more difficult by default.

No no no. True gamers only game in 4 dimensions so they don't own a DS at all. Thats for 'non-gamers'.

And we do it on our Gamehypercube. (There's only one and we all share it, because it intersects our universe at multiple points.)

 

Universe topology* + Nintendo fanpersonism = Win

Original DS x2 + Gamecube x2 owner (don't ask) here. I don't have a scratched touchscreen though, because I play Super Mario 64 DS and Advance Wars DS by D-pad like any hardcore gamer should.

*Actually it would probably have to be a 5-cube, because we already own hypercubes by having a 3-cube Gamecube over the time dimension.