Are you a gay?

[Runa216]

Actually, the funny thing is that I WISH I was gay. it'd make life SO much easier for me.

1 - I don't like condoms, but then again, who does?
2 - I don't like babies, I intend to be 'fixed' asap because I am the kind of person that wouldn't date someone who didn't believe in emergency abortions in that rare just-in-case situation. I hate kids THAT much.
3 - I'm clean, I know all my friends are clean.
4 - I like certain ... activities that many think make me gay anyway, so it'd be easier to explain
5 - I have a lot of really cute gay friends, and they're always hitting on me
6 - I always like having a cause to stand up for.

So seriously, I honestly wish I was gay, it'd make my life infinitely easier.