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what you do is you write up a fake article about the guy who was in the flat before him, how he died in his sleep under mysterious circumstances. be sure to mention that he was not very popular with the neighbors. you print it on newspaper- paper, cut it out and pin it to his door with some cut off chicken feet.



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’