Herman Cain: It is your fault you are not rich...

[Pyro as Bill]

chocoloco said:

As a short, fat, lesbian, who is illiterate, handicapped to the point I cannot walk, black, born to a poor family, and my mom smoked crack when she was pregnant with me, I completely agree with this genius.

You can cover most of the fetish and specialist porn categories I can think of. Get yourself pregnant, buy a horse and you could be a billionairre with those gifts.