TheEvilBanana on 23 September 2011
Did they get in the middle of the road where they're not supposed to be?
Or did I swerve off and hit them?
Situation 1(above):
*me hits kids*
Stops car
Yelling out the window: You dumb fucks, watch out next time!
Get out to steal their belongings
Tell the living kid "You shouldn't dance with the devil!" *evil grin*
Get back in car
*drives away*
Situation 2:
*me hits kids*
Stops car
Yelling at myself: You dumb fuck, you just hit some kids!
Get out to make sure they're okay, realize they're not
Ask the living kid if he believes in God
Tell him he will see him soon if appropriate
Get back in car
*drives away*
*insert heavy drinking and drug use here*
