You're driving while slightly drunk, kill a kid, injure another, what do you do?

[Griffin]

I would save the kid, but the OP says i'm only a little drunk so we can assume i never jumped some curbs ran up the side walk and over the kids.

Once i arrive at the hospital i make up some crazy story about the kids jumped out of nowhere and i was unable to brake in time. I then try my best to save the child and help anyway i can as i assume i never just threw the kid in my trunk and drove him to the hospital. Get into a panic about how i killed two kids, start going on about how could God do this and about not wanting to live in this world anymore then try to kill myself in the hospital. Security and hospital staff then drug and wrestle me to get me under control, i then pass out until sometime the next day.

Now the cops are involved at the hospital. The booze will be out of my system, and my ramblings and nonsensical attitude will continue. Now you show a deep concern over the life of the child, and start praying openly to god for the life of the child. You start saying how they can use your organs or blood to save the child and scream it and cause a scene.

Now we have no proof i was driving drunk, and my deep concern for the child is known to both the Hospital and the police. I will then continue to ride out with crazy stories and other nonsense to secure my stance not as a drunk driver. But as a responsable and caring individual, who tried my best to save this kid and was so broken hearted by the incident i tried to take my own life and had to be drugged to stop from freaking out.

I figure there is a decent chance of being awarded for my effort to save this child, during this freak unavoidable accident. And i continue with efforts to have more lights placed in the streets, school awarness programs about the dangers of going out at night and playing around traffic. Set up more crosswalks, and open some sort of charity fund in the childs name.

Now i'm a hero with the people and i move forward with my efforts to create a better and safer place to raise our children. I figure i run for local office and continue my way up the politcal ladder until i'm mayor then continue from there. I now make some safetly products and use my position as mayor to get them in schools and other local communities. Using local tax cuts and other "legal" methods to push my products until it keeps spreading.

10years later i'm worth over 10million and running for a higher office at the top of the state or province.