Sometimes, I'm just thankful to be alive. The weather is nice. Got a little money in my pocket and a girl that loves me. Things have been going pretty well for ol' d21lewis. I'll probably go ahead and......no. Not you, thread! NOT YOU!!
*falls to the floor*
Stay away from me, thread! I...I've got a gun! Stay back! No. NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!
*dies*