*Racism/prejudice warning*
What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head? A Quarter Pounder
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? Nobody knows, they keep slipping down the drain
What do you call an Ethiopian with a feather up his ass? A Dart
What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog? A Vegetarian
Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into the lion pit at the zoo? He ate 3 of them before the zoo officials could pull him out.
What do Ethiopians bring to a funeral? A Knife and fork
What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? RollAIDS
How do you starve a black guy? Put his food stamps in his work boots
What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen TV? His brother with the DVD player
What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead black guy? There's skid marks in front of the dog.
Why does Mexico do so bad at the olympics? All the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Juan *crickets chirping*
What's a Mexican's favourite bookstore? Borders
Why are Mexican's so good at poker? They always have a full house
Did you hear about the 2 car pile-up outside of Home Depot? 25 Mexicans died
What do you call a group of stoned Mexicans? Baked beans
Why are Mexicans bad firemen? They can't tell Jose from Hose B
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first? The Lawn Mower
I tried to find some good white man jokes to not seem racist but I can't find any? Are there actually any good white jokes? The only good one I saw was "What do you call 100 white men chasing 1 black guy? The PGA Tour" but that's not really applicable anymore since Woods sucks now.
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