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Let's see. I'm scared of spiders...why? I dunno, it's irrational, since I don't think we really have very many poisonous ones.

Flies/Mosquitoes are more annoying than anything, but not scary.

Now cockroaches are a different thing altogether. We should engage them and ask for their help in surviving the nuclear holocaust that is sure to come (not sure yet if it's going to be another country or aliens). In fact, I think we better start interbreeding soon. Human cockroach hybrids. They could rule the world after it's destroyed. The protection/survival instincts of a cockroach and the brain of a human. The ultimate organism,