I love the hate for mosquitoes here!
When they buzz into your ear, this....feeling....comes over me of absolutely rage. It's weird really, and somewhat uncontrollable. I always hit my ear so hard that I damage it a lot more than the fucking 'squito.
Roaches have a way of finding theirselves in my room at night and crawling over me. That's why, before I sleep, if I see the fucker casually wandering around, I waste no time to kill it before it runs away and hides, waits for me to sleep to take a dump on my face. Yea I'd squash that with my bare feet....gooey as it is.
Anyway the order would be:
1. Mosquitoes
2. Roaches
3. Flies (maggots eeeekk)
4. Spiders.