iBlah said:
a friend of mine told me a story about how he once saw a cockroach inside his toliet bowl, he tried to hit it with urine, it suddenly flew up and landed on his penis. not sure if I belive him though, wouldn't the cockroach try bite his penis? |
This story might be true. Did it procede to give him a blowjob? Heard they do that.
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