I feel like I've wandered into some strange bizarro land where the mail is delivered by dogs and mice chase cats. I've been gaming for probably 30 years and I've never met anyone that has even played, much less be excited for, a Tycoon game. I don’t like it here. It's scary.

*sees an elephant riding a bicycle*

Okay. I'm outta here.

mZuzek loves Smeags. 😢