"I know the Wii doesn't have programmable shaders, which is why they didn't get a lot of games"
That is bullshit. Developers had at least as much trouble with the PS2 using software rendering, and using the PS3's processor. They just are using the shaders as excuses to be lazy, when it's clear they will work hard if they want to. But they think the market choosing the Wii isn't a reason to want to.
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs








