d21lewis said:
I'm a Capcom fan. I'm just tired of taking their abuse. As much as I hate them right now, nobody gives it to me like Capcom. Officer: d21lewis, how did you get that black eye? d21lewis: *looks at Capcom* Stairs. I, uhh.....I fell down some stairs. Officer: d21, look at me. You deserve better than this. d21lewis: I love Capcom. Capcom will change. You'll see. One day, Capcom will treat me like it used to--Like I deserve to be treated. Officer: It's sad. Okay then. You don't want to press charges? Have a good day, ma'am. *leaves* d21lewis: Did you just say ma'am? Capcom: *walks in* You dare call the cops on ME? I'm Capcom, bitch! I'm gonna have to show you. Street Fighter 5 is going to release with ONE CHARACTER: Ryu. He's going to be buck naked. All editional characters, costumes, and stages are going to cost $5 each. It's time you learned who the fuck you is dealing wit! d21lewis: I got my money right here! |
haha, sadly this story isn't exclusive to you, Capcom is a pimp yo! and it seems all its games are its bitches.
PS One/2/p/3slim/Vita owner. I survived the Apocalyps3/Collaps3 and all I got was this lousy signature.
Xbox One: What are you doing Dave?
