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I moaned really loud the last time they "patted me down".

Asked him to do it harder. The police officer standing to the side was laughing and the TSA agent turned to look at him, with one of those gazes that asks "Is this legal?" The cop just nodded and kept laughing.

He stopped his "pat down" really quick after that.