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d21lewis said:
Heavenly_King said:
DC heroes suck.

Superman: He is a pansy. He is suppose to be indestructible and yet in every fight he has, he always has a hard time.

Batman: He is just plain stupid. He is supposed to defend the innocent, and yet when he fights a super villain, he put the evil dudes in jail, just to let them escape and kill thousands of citizens (including so many robins and batgirls) over and over again. He should kill the villains in order to prevent more killings, but his moral code doesn't let him to...WTF!?
Wonderwoman: Just as superman

Flash: He is just worthless. The only thing he is good at is at running super fast, and yet superman (the all mighty, who can do everything, and yet he always gets kicked in the a$$ so many times lol) runs faster. EPIC FAIL.

Green Lantern: He is pathetic. He can manifest whatever his will desires with his ring, and yet what he summons? he summons giant hammers and jets, WTF?! He is sooooo powerful that when he encounters a YELLOW SHEET OF PAPER he is instantaneously defeated lol.

I could go like this forever, DC heroes just suck HARD.


I know you're just kidding (you ARE kidding, right?) but I'll bite. 

Superman has a tough time fighting because he fights some powerful foes--plus he holds back because he doesn't want to kill anybody.  He's afraid of how powerful he really is.

Batman doesn't kill because, if he kills, he'd be too good at it.  He doesn't want to start down the path of being judge, jury, and executioner.  It's not his fault Arkham and Blackgate have shitty/corrupt security.

Wonder Woman has big boobs.

Flash is faster than Superman.  Sometimes, the Flash is so fast he can move through time.

Green Lanterns ring is limited by their imagination and willpower.  If they can't imagine it or know how something works, they can't make it.  They aren't powerless to yellow, either.  The yellow impurity was a side effect of the fear creature known as Parallax.  Only rookies have trouble with yellow.  Besides, if he imagined a catapult and that catapult launched a boulder at your yellow piece of paper, the ring wouldn't effect the paper (yes it would, but if it couldn't....), the boulder launched by the ring definitely could........

 

As for Marvel, how many times has Captain America "given up on the American Dream", Spider-Man "Quit because life is so unfair", Wolverine killed hundreds of people but let supervillains live because he has honor, Iron Man have his armor stolen by bad guys, or Daredevil have his secret identity become common knowledge?  It's a two way street.

Marvel heroes are more "real", they get disappointed of how things really work.   They begin enthusiastic by the fact that they are helping people, and yet those people, they fight to protect, are most of their enemies.  Meanwhile the DC heroes are the epitome of morality and absolute power;  and yet with all that perfection they make a LOT of stupid things.

What you told me about batman just doesnt make sense.  What you are telling me is that he prefers that thousands of innocent people get killed in so many horrible ways, instead of the death of 1 EVIL guy.  I know that is not his fault that the security is shitty, BUT HE MUST ADAPT TO REALITY.   He has the technology, the money, and the abilities to stop all the massacre from Gotham City once and for all, and he doesnt do it.   If that is not stupidity I dont know what it is then.

You tell me that flash runs faster, I will have to believe you in that, since I dont like DC universe, I dont read lately the comics, but the last time I checked Superman won XD.  But tell me if it doesnt sound a bit dumb that "he runs so fast that he can travel trough time" -_-.   Just like it sounds a bit dumb that superman flys so fast that if he does it in space around the earth, he can stop it from turning and GO BACK IN TIME!!! YEAH!!!... What the hell?!

Superman most of the time fights with robots and some dudes with "super strengh" that are really lame and yet he always get his a$$ kicked (but eventually wins lol).  He is like Seiya (Saint seiya anime), no matter with who he fights; they will almost kill him, but like always, he will suddenly win :S.  I would understand that, if most of the fights were against beings like Doomsday or Darkseid.

Talking about "Marvel Super Heroes" (I remember playing that game 12 years ago in the arcades XD ), I just consider that they are like everybody (but with great powers).  Wolverine is just too bad-ass, so if he kills all his opponents he wouldnt be entertained after that :D.   Wolverine only kills evil henchmen; and also most supervillains that fight against wolverine, (which are really powerfull) dont give a crap about killing people, because they only want to kill him, just like Omega Red, Sabertooth, Lady Death Strike, among others.