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You guys just don't understand the video game business. Every company that makes games is required by law to have a Dick Move Department. The poor fools who work in this department are paid a meager salary and if they don't make their quarterly Dick Move Quota, they will be forced to face the Rancor and their families will be locked into crates, shot into space, and be forced to play CD-i games untill the end of time.