Land Tortoise, as a mode of transportation?

[blkfish92]

yo_john117 said:

blkfish92 said:

yo_john117 said:

blkfish92 said:

yo_john117 said:

blkfish92 said:

yo_john117 said:

That would drive me insane as i'm a very impatient guy!

Land tortoises are like tanks though, they're unstoppable!

Lol yeah but they don't offer much in the form of protection...if a truck hits you at highway speed you and your tortoise will be nothing more then a stain on the road!

You my friend don't know the true untapped powers of a tortoise, and for that I feel pity for you, you should buy a tortoise and you'll see...you'll all see!!

xD I don't know it just sounds crazy and kind of worthless

Madness! you're a fool! I hope a swarm of tortoises attack you and your family!!

I hope they do too cause I would enjoy watching them try to cross the a 2 block field for a year. >:D

They'll just unleash their true powers, tuck away their legs and thrusters come out and they'll swoop in from the air!! 

With me as their leader!!