My first ban bet: Cafe's Controller won't have a screen or motion control.

[thetonestarr]

It's going to at least have rudimentary motion controls.

But, as Chrizum says, ban bets are stupid. You can count on the motion aspect - I expect that's something that's going to be built into controllers permanently now, just like rumble and analog sticks. But that doesn't mean I'm going to bet over it.