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Euphoria14 said:
killeryoshis said:

"So cranky grew old, married, had kids and those kids had kids and...mario hasnt aged? 

wtf nintendo lol." - naja877

 

My favorite comment

 

Also I always thought that Donkey Kong was the grandson of Cranky Kong not son but I guess it works ether way

It is because Mario spends  much of his days in NeverNever Land eating magic mushrooms.