Porcupine_I on 13 May 2011
| badgenome said: This sounds like bullshit. Why does she need porn if she's permanently horny? Still, I'm gonna try this at work today. "badgenome, what the fuck are you doing?!" "Sorry, boss! It's my cerebral corte-AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" "Oh god! Right in my eye!" "Sorry, boss." |
OMG! You have a job?
“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”
- George Orwell, ‘1984’
