badgenome on 13 May 2011
This sounds like bullshit. Why does she need porn if she's permanently horny?
Still, I'm gonna try this at work today.
"badgenome, what the fuck are you doing?!"
"Sorry, boss! It's my cerebral corte-AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
"Oh god! Right in my eye!"
"Sorry, boss."