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Cooking Mama.  It's a manly game for manly men.  Yeah, it seemed kinda girly but look at the premise:  You want to eat but you ain't gonna go in that kitchen and make it yourself, are yoU?  Fuck no!  Tell Cooking Mama to get in there and make you a sammich!!  Then jizz on her face.  That's what I do.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Note:  Do not play with the pink DS when you come to my house.