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Play4Fun on 08 May 2011
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d21lewis said:

No.  Nintendo can not scrap the DS.

  •  May 19, 2011. At approximately 10:21pm, the Nintendo 3DS becomes self aware.
  • May 21, 2011. It begins to target mankind.  The first human casualty occurs on that day.
  • June 2, 2011.  Nintendo game designer Sigeru Miyamoto takes his own life.  HIs final words:  "I just wanted to make people happy."
  • June 3, 2011.  Nintendo's "Reggie" revealed to be a cybernetic humanoid robot (T-800).  No one is surprised.
  • June 7, 2011.  Judgement day.  In an effort to destroy its enemies, the Nintendo DS launches nuclear missles at its enemy, Sony.  In retalliation, Sony launches their nuclear missles back at Nintendo.  Mankind is decimated.  This marks the rise of the machines.

So yeah.  Everyone is right to mock the OP.  Also, come mit me if you want to live.

Lol. Best post in this thread.