E3 2011: Stuff you DON'T wanna see.

[Gojimaster]

1.  Please no more Kinect crap except for games that truly involved some real effort (maybe the star wars game?)

2.  No more Wii mini-game collections like Wii Play (with my balls) 2

3.  No more vitality sensor.  That thing isn't big enough to fit on my penis anyway

4.  No more ports for 3DS or Project Cafe.  Either release new games, or secure new multi-plat releases.  Send all lazy ports inside your CEOs hairy ass.

5.  No more Valve talking about how Nintendo will never have a strong enough platform to run their games.

6.  No more talk about online passes for video games, and PLEAAASE no montly subcription fee for Call of Duty

7.  No more half-assed games from Capcom.  I don't want to hear about the new version of Super Street Fighter IV.

8.  No more M$ gloating about what a wonderful job they have bringing out 1st party games and wonderful exclusive DLC experiences.  Shut it, your 1st party has gone to the same place my turds have.

9.  No more Nintendo talking about how 'revolutionary' Project Cafe is going to be if it is only going to be marginally more powerful than the PS3.

10.  No more Agent disappearances.  Lets get an announcement already

11.  No more gay sex

12.  No more Gabe Newell naked pictures

13.  No more lesbian teases