Resident Evil: 15th Anniversary Celebration!

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Mainline game:

1. Resident Evil 4
2. Resident Evil 2
3. REmake
4. Resident Evil

Spin-off:

1. Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles
2. Resident Evil Darkside Chronicles

Upcoming Game:

1. Resident Evil Revelations
2. Resident Evil Mercs
3. Resident Evil 6 (assuming it stars LEON SCOTT KENNEDY)

Protagonist:

1. LEON SCOTT KENNEDY
2. Claire Redfield
3. Jill Valentine (first game only, RE5 was batshit insane)
4. Ada

Antagonist:

1. Jack Krauser
2. Ramone Salazar
3. William Birkin
4. Saddler

Stupidest Butt:

1. Chris Redfield's bicepts in RE5 
1. Albert Wesker

Best Boss:

El Gigante (RE4 only)

Best Enemies:

1. Chainsaw guys from RE4 (not 5)
2. Dogs (from original RE they always freaked me out)
3. Dogs from RE4 

Scariest Stuff:

1. When I booted up RE for the first time and had a dog unexpectedly crash through the window in one of the early hallways I flipped out and used up a lot of ammo
2. The first time the dogs appeared in RE4 when the lightning flashed and I saw those big fuckers

Finest Cheese:

1. "I see the President has outfitted his daughter with ballistics."
2. "Saddler, you're small time."
3. "No thanks, bro."
4. "You were almost a Jill sandwich!"