Obama: We killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan.
Pizzahut: Nu-uh!
Obama: Why don't you believe me?
Pizzahut: Because it's a conspiracy!
Obama: Why would we lie to you? Have we lied to you before?
Pizzahut: Not really.
Obama: Then why don't you believe that we killed him?
Pizzahut: Because it's a conspiracy!
Obama: Do you know any other words? You realize that it would be political death for me in 18 months if I was lying about this, right? And IF bin Laden was still alive, he'd let the world know about it, right? And I'd look like a fool in front of the world?
Pizzahut: Think for yourself! Release a picture!
Obama: What the hell are you talking about? He died like ten minutes ago. We have things to do, stuff to think about before releasing everything to the public. There could be sensitive information we need to consider.
Pizzahut: Conspiracy!
Obama: Are you okay? Do you need medication? Should I call your mother?
Pizzahut: The picture is a fake!
Obama: Yes, and we said as much when it started circulating.
PIzzahut: You're lying!
Obama: Sigh... Hey HIllary, is Guantanamo still open?
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