Rumor has it that Obama will hold another press conference in a few hours!
it will adress the issue of him personally asking sony to shut down PSN because he needed his elite soldiers to catch Osama Bin Laden instead of playing killzone 3 online all day.
of course it all had do be covered up by some believable "hacking" story they made up to distract the worlds attention from the real issue.
Playstation network services will resume shortly now that justice has been served.
“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”
- George Orwell, ‘1984’
