Wait a sec guys.
After reading this article I looked at my Wii closely and the white paint peeled off.
OMG, it's a PS3 the size of a Wii.
And that copy of Super Mario Galaxy I bought? It's actually a Resistance disc laced with halucinagens.
I understand now. The circle is complete...
There is no such thing as a console war. This is the first step to game design.