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Would this be an appropriate time to mention that I'm actually an incredibly attractive woman who needs to escape to *insert your country here*? The only problem is leaving my country. During the recent civil war I was arrested and imprisoned, and the bail is $100,000.

This is an opportunity for a valiant VGChartz member to be my prince and take me away from my country, for which I promise eternal love. To do this, all you need to do is transfer $10,000 at a time to some bank accounts based in east Africa where your money will pay for my bail.