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[Alby_da_Wolf]

Michael-5 said:

Alby_da_Wolf said:

Michael-5 said:

Alby_da_Wolf said:

KhinRunite said:

I don't live there so I have no idea...but why is PS3 the weakest always in North America? Is this because of the same reason the 360 is so weak in Japan?

It's the diet: Japanese gamers one is rich in Omega 3, American gamers one is rich in cholesterol and saturated fats.

Japanese gamers are also high on mercury from eating too much fish. That can be just as bad.

Wait WTH, where does food come in?

Japanese gamers can recycle mercury ingested into thermometers and switches, they are engineered in a more sustainable and ecologic way than American ones.

Why are we talking about this? Also Mercury shrinks things we don't want to be little, by the time we pee it out, it's done it's damage.

P.S. Americas can use body fat to make soap bars like in Fight Club. Also, you don't want to handle Mercury, it's toxic and will cause you to go crazy.

BTW No culture is perfect, but Americans have a lot more issues then the rest of the world.

Crazy but fast and efficient! Mercury is a good conductor, so a Japanese gamer could be 5m tall and still have better reflexes than a 1.8m American one! The only reason why there aren't 5m tall Japanese is because they got no space for them. And using human fat to make soap is an idea the Americans stole from a famous Italian serial killer that produced her renowned soap in 1939-1940, Leonarda Cianciulli "la saponificatrice" ("the soap-maker").

...Actually, thinking about it, the secret of Japanese success could be a tasty tuna-Omega-3-mercury sushi...