Um...
1. ameratsu - Oh how awkward that would be. <3
2. Xxain - He's exactly like me, only black and two time zones away!
3. maxwellgt2000 - So I can punch him in the face! But really, he's pretty cool when he's not just trolling you.
4. khuutra - Probably a very interesting conversationalist, plus he's just a cool guy. His melodramatic humor is right up my alley.
5. Hatmoza - Seems like he'd be a blast to hang out with.
And there's a bunch of others I'd love to meet, like naznatips, Parasitic, snesboy, axumblade, d21lewis, SamuelRSmith, etc.