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Doobie_wop said:
badgenome said:

Boo...oooook? What's "book"?


Here you go:

A book about the Yakuza.

http://www.amazon.com/Confessions-Yakuza-Life-Japans-Underworld/dp/4770019483

and a book about flowers.

http://www.amazon.com/Flowers-Complete-Book-Floral-Design/dp/0847826430

You read the words off the pieces of paper and then turn the page and repeat the same process, but instead you read different words. You then think about the things you've read and hopefully finish the book entertained or at least educated. 

Oh my god! These things have a pernicious and possibly Satanic influence! I read the volumes you so kindly suggested and before I even knew what I had done, I'd amputated my pinky finger and made several dozen beautiful bouquets! Can you imagine what might happen if these "book" things fall into the hands of children? We'd best ban them and quick!