Sheeplord said:
Listen to your boss' insane commands, produce some weird product. Have a kid steal it off you.Or become a trainer who will find themselves forced to stand around the same spot forever until a misterious force drags you towards some kid like you should be locked up and you'll challenge them to a battle! Forget sensible teams, all your pokemon will have a stupid theme - do you like Geodude? Well, you're gonna have 4! Once you've lost, you'll then be forced to pay this kid as they run away. Don't worry though, you can get payback by calling them EVERY. FIVE. DAMNED. MINUTES! Have your day interrupted by weird gangs in stupid outifts. Live a mundane life. Tackle the inflation (seriously, lemonade at $300? (How bad is this currency?))! But, when you get home, to have the one pokemon you own say something cute and you settle down to relax...A kid will bust into your house, turn on your tv, talk to your pokemon, check every other bit of furniture to see if he can interact with it and you can't tell him to get out! Then, as you turns to you and starts babbling at you, you shall find your lips forced to reply with the same line over and over again! Pokemon grey - Become an NPC! ... |
Made me smile :)
