So I said "woohoo!"

[Ajescent]

 I remember late last December, 
A girl called Amber who said she was all mine
I didn't know where our story was going until that day....

 

I kicked down the door,
Clothes all on the floor
At a quarter to four
I heard  "Woohoo!"

 

Went to the bed
where she was giving head
When I saw Red
Because he said "Woohoo!"

 

Losing my last sane thread
As I filled with dread
Now I want him dead
But all he can say is "Woohoo!"

 

I had the drop
Now I'm on top
Because his heart just stopped
so I say "Woohoo!"

 

The stupid Bitch
Said she had an itch
That I couldn't reach
Only ten inches deep?
Well I say "Woohoo!"

 

Now she's by the door
Her blood all on the floor
It's only half past four
So I say "woohoo!"