How schlong are you?

[LuisPacheco]

dtewi said:

LuisPacheco said:

dtewi said:

 

Would you rather have something akin to a twizzler or a pig-in-a-blanket?

Damn, both are a too extreme. I think either one would be rendered useless. You can get a girl off really good if you go down on her. You just have to be really committed and really know what you are doing. In this way it can even make up for the lack of a decent sized phallas. This theory is proven in nature by the existence of lesbians.

My question remains unanswered!

Damn, well if I had to choose then I'd choose Pig-in-a-blanket but this is strickly academic.