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1. NES With 50% more contra than the nearest compeititor

2. Saturn  Christmas NiGHTS best demo EVER

3. Neo Geo AES its games are definitely worth 9 dollars

4. DS new contra nothing else matters

5. 2600 doesn't have enough ram to hold the text of this post and a rom limit of 4k but man it never stopped it from delivering hours of fun

6/7 tie genesis/snes they're too close for me to distinguish one as better than the other, though the genesis did recently get a completely new game....

8. Vectrex only place to get my vector graphics on

9. Fairchild Channel F, the f stands for FUN

10. Intellivision, George Plimpton says so

honorable mentions nintendo 64- held back by "lets of have controller that breaks if you spin the joystick in circles alot- LETS HAVE LOTS OF GAMES FEATURING JOYSTICK CIRCLE SPINNING!"

apf mp-1000 mostly because it sounds more like a gun of some sort

Telstar arcade- ever see this thing? you'd understand

 

bonus worst console of all time-

 its actually the RCA studio 2, you don't get an opinion on this one, the thing is total garbage,

the controls are number pads that are attached to the console, the games include awesome games like static (which is an image of random black and white squares) and despite releasing months after the older channel f actually featured worse graphics and sound and could only output black and white images



I HAVE A DOUBLE DRAGON CAB IN MY KITCHEN!!!!!!

NOW A PUNISHER CAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!