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(EDIT: Alarcist posted a bunch of stuff as I was typing this... whoever's next, feel free to ignore or include my piece as you see fit)

The Red Sentai Warrior called out to his peeps, "Hey, peeps, who we fighting this season? Robots? Aliens? Soul-wizards?"

"No," said the Black Sentai Warrior, "We're fighting your evil twin."

"I have an evil twin?" the Red Sentai Warrior asked.

"Yeah," the cute hawk avatar of the Red Sentai Warrior's fighting mecha hopped up on his shoulder.

"Since when?" the Red Sentai Warrior insisted.

"Well, the way I understand it," the Yellow Sentai Warrior's equally cute beetle avatar hovered between the 5-warrior circle, "your father was having an affair in the year before you were born, and his mistress became pregnant at the exact same time as your mother. Since your father's such a dominant character, a trait which you draw your own charisma and leadership from, his DNA asserted itself dominant over both your mother's and his mistress' DNA, causing both children, although born of different mothers, to have a nearly identical genetic code. The only difference is that your brother is stronger, faster, and smarter than you are."

"The hell?" exclaimed the Red Sentai Warrior, "That doesn't even make sense! And how do you guys all know this backhistory about me?"

"Shumway told us while you were in the toilet," the Green Sentai Warrior said.

"Shumway," the Red Sentai Warrior turned to his hawk avatar, "you're such a prick!"