Okay, the driving looks very weak, but the graphics are merely mediocre, not horrible. Cruisn' is horrible. This is more like a Dreamcast game on the Wii. Still not good (and criminally looks worse than the iPhone version), but not godawful.
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs








