How do I do a good troll?

[Rainbird]

badgenome said:

Beuli2 said:

Rainbird said:

Start by claiming to be the #1 Flower fan on VGChartz. You will learn a lot from the consequences.

I won't ever play a game with flower or yarn on it's name!

That's fine. You're only hurting yourself.

Whereas if you do what Rainbird suggested, I will hurt you.

He didn't go for it, he just claimed #1 fandom over some driving game on the Wii. My plan didn't work.