38. Bahamut Lagoon (SNES)
This funny depiction of cute little sprites going to war with their pet dragons in tow is basically a checklist of things I like. Strategy RPG? Check! SNES era Squaresoft? Check check check! Feeding porn mags to a dragon? Shit, I'd never even thought about that before, but CHECK! A creepy old man who wants to touch your butt? (Check, but please don't tell anyone.) I was only ever able to play this thanks to a wonderfully done fan translation. Squaresoft are such dicks for never localizing this awesome game. But hey! You got a Bastard Sword and Aurora that the octopus spit out!