Japanese not working (/have not worked) today?

[Neos]

Phalanx said:
Everyone else can see the sales number except you. That's right, we have modified your synaptic cortex so that any visual or auditory data pertaining to Japanese sales numbers for this week get ignored.

But feel free to check back next week (or get a Braille copy. We left your touch receptors alone).

 good try, i almost believed it!

 no but seriously, where are they =(